The pressures of life are just too too much

It's a good thing some magical entity feeds them and cleans their poop receptacle on a regular basis; otherwise how could they handle being forced to sleep for 14 hours a day and pester me about being fed? HOW COULD THEY SURVIVE?

not exactly a kittenhead: Learned Claw is in denial

BEHBEH NAIMA SOPHIA

 

...Learned Claw, darling, the behbeh is cute in a different way.  You're still cute.  We still love you.

Learned Claw is my morning friend

I cannot BELIEVE I haven't posted these

Erik, he purrs

...because Lord knows we don't have enough of Erik the Red purring like a maniac.

fact: cats need warmth

This would explain why I have woken up for the past week with cats either sleeping on or near me. The above photo is from yesterday, when I awoke with Erik on my back.

Geburtstagkatzen!

we sleep with our little heads next to each other

...because we are going to take over the world: when you look at us, we're so damn cute we MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE.

we are so cute, it hurts even us

Erik the Red enjoying the bathtub

I have very weird cats.Please note excessive purring. So cute!

the circle of luv

If only one of them had switched position, they could have been ying and yang.

not technically a cat picture...

My brother got a Labradoodle puppy. In true awesome fashion, he and his wife named her Maya Angelou.

SHE'S SO DAMN CUTE. Look at that tongue--it might be able to convince me that the world is full of happiness and flowers.

spooning

As I was hungover in bed all day, Learned Claw moseyed on up to the bed, flopped down on my pillow, and spooned my head: he put one little leg over the back of my neck, and another little paw on top of my head, like a little apostrophe. Or a big fluffy cat hat.

right on time, sort of

Happy birthday.

Hugs from Chez Casa Dingledeeeeeeeen.

Making the love all night long

Here's the thing. My cats are so cute that it's distracting. All I want to do is make love to them with my hands. In a multi-part event, I will post daily photos of me, snogging my kittenheads.


A taste of what's to come:HOT!!1!

Hello, I am Super Cat. I am here to SAVE YOUR DAY.

Erik the Red, Master of Cuteness

I have the cutest cats in the world

To wit: Please note the little tongue sticking out of Learned Claw's mouth.
Close up!
Looks like Learned Claw might need another bath. Sigh.

chasey snatchy clawy time

Learned Claw is, as you may have gathered, dear Reader, rather quiet and unassuming. He can be a sweet sweet cat (and a hungry hungry hungry cat), and he can be a lazy lazy cat (as when he likes to halfheartedly bite the toy I'm playing with and then drop it on the ground for me to pick up as in the beginning of the video below), but every now and then, he is the hyperactive kitten I adopted in July of 2005 (the payoff is at the end. It's worth the length of the video, trust me):
The added bonus is my roommate warbling along to Manic Monday.

bonus

The real upside of having two cats is that, when you're obsessively watching Grey's Anatomy, they will lie on either side of you to keep you warm and toasty.