Sunday, December 30, 2007

a thing of magic and wonder

Learned Claw, who is possibly the sweetest cat known to human- and felinekind, got washed today. Except it was a special washing, because I made him take a bath with me.

Yes, with me. It actually went pretty well. I think he was very appreciative that I was in the tub with him and, though he wasn't happy about being in the tub, he wasn't too freaked out, either. It was, in sum, a rather painless bathing experience. He wasn't even pissed off with me afterwards (though this may have had something to do with the copious amounts of kitty treats I fed him afterwards). He's not even scared of the tub! And now he smells like flowers.

We took a nap afterwards and he slept on my head, which was damp but nice.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007


As I was hungover in bed all day, Learned Claw moseyed on up to the bed, flopped down on my pillow, and spooned my head: he put one little leg over the back of my neck, and another little paw on top of my head, like a little apostrophe. Or a big fluffy cat hat.

Monday, December 17, 2007

A little holiday cheer for you!

Can you see how full of the holiday spirit Kitty is?!  Kitty says, "Ho ho ho!  Merry Christmas!"

your blog, she does not amuse us

Meh, we says.

part fin: cuddling not allowed

And so ends the week of slightly obscene photos of me and the kittehs. Hope you enjoyed it. Meow.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

a wee hickey, perhaps?

We now move to the Erik the Red part of the menu. Tonight's special: ear.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

second, heavy petting

Part of a multi-day, I-love-my-cats-athon.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Making the love all night long

Here's the thing. My cats are so cute that it's distracting. All I want to do is make love to them with my hands. In a multi-part event, I will post daily photos of me, snogging my kittenheads.

A taste of what's to come:HOT!!1!

Friday, December 7, 2007

I can't stop watching this

This makes me want to learn to play piano. I mean, if a cat can do it... well, then I'll probably fuck it up.

Monday, December 3, 2007

um, that's not a cat toy, guys

No, that's not a cat toy. I got it in a goody bag from a Museum of Sex fundraiser back in May (don't ask), and while it looks like a cat toy, I don't think it's usual practice for cat owners to alternately whip and tickle their cats.

Ugh, Erik's even licking his chops. Gross.