Every now and then, Erik the Red tears around the apartment for no apparent reason. My mother calls this "having a wild hair up his ass." The strange thing was that tonight Erik actually DID have a wild something up his ass--to be precise, it was a piece of string about 7 inches long hanging out of his gloryhole. He was chasing his own asshole around the apartment. It was kind of hilarious except for the fact that the string had poo on it and he was whipping all around trying to catch it. And then he sat. On my comforter. I had to ever-so-slowly pull out said string. Did I mention it had poo on it? Yeah.
Anyway. A night in the life, eh? I'm just hoping that's all the string he managed to ingest and that there isn't more waiting curled up inside his wee intestines for me to dislodge it with the force of my retching.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
When figures of speech come true
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Why, G, I feel a new level of closeness to you, now that you've shared this experience of pulling string out of your cat's ass. I'm glad you felt like you could share that. Despite that I was kind of expecting some cute cat pictures and instead got, again, the bit about you pulling string out of your cat's ass, I mean, hey, I wouldn't have missed this post for the world. Very touching.
Freak.
p.s. Yoyo had that a few months ago with a really, really long hair. It took forever to get out. I don't even know where she FOUND a hair that long. Weird.
Yeah, well... I can't locate the camera cord. At least the new header's good, yes?
This has got to be one of the funniest stories--and comments--I've EVER read.
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